May 2013
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April 2013
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*sits down to write paper* *gets up to kill self*
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Friend: I want to start eating healthy…
Me: If by ‘healthy’, you mean bacon, me too.
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March 2013
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dillondean:
thug life? more like hug life. come here
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Aaliyah - Are You That Somebody
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How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
You: ME.
You: BYEEEE
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how I insult people
before tumblr: wow you are so dumb just shut your mouth
after tumblr: you better shut the fuck up or i will shove a dildo up you penis hole i swear to satan
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February 2013
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Good handjob tips:
Put your mouth on it.
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*laughs so hard that she drools*
It’s time for bed.
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Meryl Streep: *shows up to the academy awards 15 minutes late with starbucks and Anne Hathaway carrying her purse *
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elijah-would:
I’m such a little bitch lol
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